Dexter Nolan Mathis has spent all of his life in the solitude and safety of his one bedroom apartment. But all of that is about to change when he purchases a mail order bride to have a companion and through a translation error winds up with Dimitri Valdimir Volokof, a gay Russian immigrant who is looking for freedom, acceptance and love in the USA.

I asked for a bride, not a groom. There must be a mistake.
— Dexter Mathis

Director’s Notes

This film took its first steps in 2009, when Eric Phillips came to me with this idea for a comedy about a nerd who purchases a mail order bride and the awkwardness between this hot girl and this socially inept guy. I told Eric if you want to make it a comedy there has to be a twist that amps up the hilarity. So I said the mail order bride has to be male. From there Mr. Phillips and I created an outline and started throwing around dialogue that came to mind while fleshing out our two main characters: the nerd and the male order bride.

In June of 2009, during my first trip to the big island of Hawaii, I began to bring the script to life. I wanted to create a film that didn’t rely on gross out comedy or swearing. My goal was to create a modern day Billy Wilder style comedy, one that was a mixture of slapstick and smart hilarious dialogue. As I wrote the words to paper, the film quickly became more to me than just some simple film to make you laugh. It became a film about prejudice, gay rights and accepting who you are in a society that disconnects itself with the growth of technology.

-writer/director Eric Bair

CAST

  • Jeff Budner

    Dexter Mathis

  • Oliver Moon

    Dimitri Volokof

  • Hollie Belgen

    Mailwoman

  • Mike Hardash

    Russian Operator

CREW

  • Eric Bair

    Director/Writer/Editor

  • Eric Phillips

    Producer

  • Kelly Bair

    Executive Producer

  • Jesse Dylan Young

    Director of Photography